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Monday, May 16, 2005

Look how wonderful! - Ken got me a subscription to Bitch magazine.

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And I got the spring issue - the "Masculinity Issue" - that I have been looking for all over, today in the mail. With a lovely card that says "Happy Early Birthday to my favorite Bitch. That's right woman, get on the back of my motorcycle NOW!"

Really there has never been anyone so perfect for me.

Thanks, Kenneth!


I'm Boer'd said...

Well, the "Bitch" part is certainly right, but that last sentence you wrote makes me feel a little like barfing. :P

kstorm said...

Jealousy is a terrible terrible thing.